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~ Two Little Boys ~



After a hardy rainstorm filled all the potholes in the streets and alleys,
a young mother watched her two little boys playing in the puddle through her
kitchen window.


The older of the two, a five year old lad, grabbed his sibling by the back of his
head and shoved his face into the water hole.


As the boy recovered and stood laughing and dripping, the mother runs to the
yard in a panic.


' Why on earth did you do that to your little brother?!' she asks as she sho… Continue

A man was riding his Harley along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, 'Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish.

The biker pulled over and said, 'Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over any time I want.'

The Lord said, 'Your request is materialistic, think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required reaching the bottom of the Pacific and the concr… Continue

PECANS IN THE CEMETERY

On the outskirts of a small town, there was a
big, old pecan tree just inside the cemetery
fence.





One day, two boys filled up a bucketful
of nuts and sat down by the tree, out of sight,
and began dividing the nuts

'One for you, one for me.





One for you, one for
me,' said one boy.





Several dropped and rolled
down toward the fence.







Another boy came riding along the road on his
bicycle.





As he passed, he thought he heard
voices from inside the cemete… Continue

A frail old man went to live with his son, daughter-in-law, and four-year - old grandson.
The old man's hands trembled, his eyesight was blurred, and his step faltered.

The family ate together at the table. But the elderly grandfather's shaky hands and
failing sight made eating difficult. Peas rolled off his spoon onto the floor.
When he grasped the glass, milk spilled on the tablecloth.

The son and daughter-in-law became irritated with the mess.
'We must do something about father,' said the s… Continue