OK, HERE'S A PERSONAL ONE. HOW MANY TIMES HAVE WE ALL BEEN MARRIED?

[Melinda Cash]

I will be first. I have been married twice. Finalizing my 2nd divorce. I don't feel like a hoe, but you never know, lol.

[Chuck Waldrop]

ROFL!!

[Rebecca Barnes]

Say what, Chuck ?

[Rebecca Barnes]

Kevin ; That T-shirt with," this one goes out to the one I left behind". Every time that I wear it someone tries to buy it from me !

[Kevin Cox]

Get a copyright/patent and market the thing! It WILL sell.

[Melinda Cash]

Oh, this is getting me pumped. My 18 year old daughter introduced me to this very explicit rap song about "Take that shit to trial".........it is awesome. I just found out yesterday that my ex's girlfriend's grandaughter (yes, he left me for a grandmother!) hit my 3 year old with a trash can and broke her tooth! I am mad as hell! I could understand that kids will rough-house but at least have the common courtesy to tell the mommy. Oh, and besides the two affairs with women, here's a good one on my life sucker outer, lol: He put this ad in the paper to sell some table saws.....found someone to buy them in the paper....they started talking on the internet and instant messaging one another....and he got drunk one night and left the discussion up which had somehow turned to freaky sex talk. Two men! So this man is supposed to come to MY house and buy these saws. I had his phone number and called and told him not to set an effin' foot in my yard. Oh, and then shortly after this incident......I was waiting up for my ex who was working 11 am to 11 pm and he didn't get home til like 3 am.......(red flag) but when I woke up he was sharpening a knife standing over me with this charles manson look in his eye. I decided then and there, we had to get out. Even losing everything.....I sleep better now. I don't know if I will ever trust a man again, but I have dated, found a great friend and I think we have the same views on things. Probably no more marriages in my future but I am throwing myself back into my daughter's lives and it is fulfilling. Don't get me wrong, when I am childless......I have to get out and I AM the karaoke queen, haha. I love man-hatin' songs. Give me a microphone and I am freakin' dangerous. I love these war stories. They are getting me pumped up. I won't knock anybody out again but I am growing a set of balls, Mr. Cofield, lol.

[Rebecca Barnes]

Girl: You are a young (Becky) Rebecca Barnes. I cannot wait to meet you and have that drink.
My 3rd husbands, oldest girl would be the perfect angel around me, but when she would go back to Texas to her mother,it was a different story. She would lie and tell her that I would not take her and her little sister anywhere and I was gone all day and the maid would keep them.
I would take them shopping and she always wanted a copy of my jeans. I would but her some but by the time that they had gotten back to Texas the little demon had stolen my sewing scissors and cut the crotch out of them !
My X never told me any of this. I found out at Chase Country Club when she was in town. I had never met her and I had no clue what she looked like, but she knew what I looked like.
I was floating in the swimming pool when I heard a big splash, and some loud vile words and all of a sudden I was knocked off of my float. The winch then tried to drown me. Well that would be a no. I was 11years younger and physically fit. I attacked her like a shark....I pulled her one piece bathing suit completely off and threw it out of the pool, in the opposite direction. She climbed out of the pool in search of her suit but I had it. She began to run to the club house but that did not work because at that time in life I was in a program at UAB running 26 miles, 3 times a week. She was down before she got started.
You would have thought that some of those stuff-shirt golf playing country club members would have intervened...but I guess they enjoyed the show.
I did not find out until the next day who she was. When my X told me, I said "well stupid you should have given the old girl some information first. !!!!!

[Kathy Peoples- Savelio]

I have been married twice and I think I got it right this time. The first time I was married for 17 years. My two oldest daughters were the ONLY good thing to come out of that. He was an abusive man..and cheated like crazy...sorta like a country song...LOL...Our divorce was horrible...and my kids paid a hefty price...but they also gained a wonderful Father too...my husband now ended up adopting my daughters and since then, we have never looked back...though the ex has reared his ugly head a couple of times) I really feel I have met my 'soulmate". He is younger than me by 9 1/2 years ( I guess that makes me a cougar? haha) anyway...you would never know we had that much time between us. I love my life now...I think all the hurt and abuse I went through has made me a much better person...though I wouldn't recommend it to anyone...I am alot stronger than the girl I used to be..so I chalk it up to a lesson from life...got to make a positive out of a negative...thats my motto....lol

[James Earl Roberson]

I am on my fourth. I have been married so many time I have my Christmas cards printed from James Earl and (fill in the blank) Roberson. I have a divorce ATM card put in a PIN and out a divorce comes. Kidding aside I have been married to my fourth and current wife for 22 years and I hope she is the caboose.
James

[Roger Garner]

Married once divorced 13 yrs later with 3 AWESOME Boys!!! I know dont ever say NEVER but I am pretty sure NEVER AGAIN!! LOL!!